NATO, generation next

Văzusem știrea în altă parte, și am râs, desigur. Dar citind comentariul lui AM, cred că merită memorat.

In related news from NATO. Eat this Russia.

 

Nato should examine how it can power tanks and jets with alternative energy, such as solar panels, to reduce its carbon emissions, the alliance’s secretary general said. Reducing reliance on fossil fuels would also make troops less vulnerable to attack because they would not have to rely on long supply lines getting fuel to the front line, Jens Stoltenberg said.

 

Kremlin is preparing the proclamation of unconditional surrender as I type this, because Russian Armed Forces and many civilian localities in Russia sustained severe hernias due to a wide-spread hysterical laughter upon learning of the possibility to face M-1 Abrams driven by electricity from solar panels. Actually, adding the wind turbine on the top of its turret is another great idea. You know how harmful those exhausts to soldiers are during large-scale combined arms operations. God forbids to be blown up by thermobaric explosive while having one’s lungs exposed to tanks’ exhaust. So harmful.