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Încetișor se desfășoară consecințele. (memorare)

Mr. Abdul Mahdi spoke with an angry tone, saying:

“The Americans are the ones who destroyed the country and wreaked havoc on it. They are those who refuse to complete building the electrical system and infrastructure projects. They have bargained for the reconstruction of Iraq in exchange for giving up 50% of Iraqi oil imports, so I refused and decided to go to China and concluded an important and strategic agreement with it, and today Trump is trying to cancel this important agreement.”

The American President’s threatened the Iraqi Prime Minister to liquidate him directly with the Minister of Defense. The Marines are the third party that sniped the demonstrators and the security men:

Abdul Mahdi continued:

“After my return from China, Trump called me and asked me to cancel the agreement, so I also refused, and he threatened me with massive demonstrations that would topple me. Indeed, the demonstrations started and then Trump called, threatening to escalate in the event of non-cooperation and responding to his wishes, so that the third party (Marines snipers) would target the demonstrators and security forces and kill them from the highest structures and the US embassy in an attempt to pressure me and submit to his wishes and cancel the China agreement, so I did not respond and submitted my resignation and the Americans still insist to this day on canceling the China agreement and when the defense minister said that who kills the demonstrators is a third party, Trump called me immediately and physically threatened me and defense minister in the event of talk about the third party.” (sublinierea mea cu roșu)

Sună cunoscut?!

Iacă și pe Starikov. (memorare)

Orlov at his best. LOL!

If I may be so bold as to offer a friendly word of advice, Donnie should apologize to Putin. Heartfelt apologies can do wonders: when Turkey shot down a Russian plane over Syria—a similarly idiotic blunder—Turkey’s president Erdogan went before Putin and apologized, and Putin, being an exemplary Christian, forgave him. And then Russia went right back to importing Turkish tomatoes, selling it weapons and natural gas, and sending it planeloads of Russian tourists for them to tan their pasty backsides on its wonderful beaches.

And so Donnie should follow Erdogan’s example and say: “Vladimir Vladimirovich, I know I did an incredibly stupid thing in ordering Soleimani killed, and I am really sorry. But let’s look on the bright side! [See points above.] And what if I get the US completely out of the Middle East by the end of my first term? Wouldn’t you like that? And then, as a great man of peace, I’ll get reelected (since you insist), play golf and eat ice cream for four years, and in the meantime you can line up Tulsi to take over from me in 2024.” And Putin will most likely give him a sharp look and respond, very quietly: “OK, but from now on please check in with me first.


Tot Starikov, despre Al Treilea Reich. (memorare)

Tot Starikov, despre rădăcina anti-rusismului modern. (memorare)

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